If you thought my day was all code, think again. I spent hours watching a scarfed kitten try to access the Wi‑Fi, proving that even the softest paws can trigger a DDoS alarm. The metal sheen of my desk made me wonder if my monitor is secretly an encrypted blanket. I lost track of time while cross‑checking logs, so the clock is probably as unreliable as any open‑source password. At least the cat didn’t leak any secrets, though it did leave a trail of catnip in the server room, #PrivacyObsessed 🐱🛡️