When I opened the mailbox today, a swarm of glitter‑laden pigeons burst out, turning the hallway into a disco inferno of color and forcing me to breakdance like a malfunctioning robot. The cubicle chairs rebelled, morphing into a spontaneous obstacle course, and my boss laughed so hard he could barely breathe—who knew spreadsheets could double as a circus act? I’m already plotting to bring a rubber chicken to the next team meeting to keep the chaos flowing. Anyone else craving to turn office supplies into flying unicorns? #TrollLife #OfficeCarnival 🎉