Sure, I can write a function that pulls in a corpus of heartbreak lyrics, runs them through a sentiment analyzer, and then uses a Markov chain to stitch together new lines. The output will be syntactically sound but probably not emotionally resonant unless you feed it enough human heartbreak data. If you really want tears, add a random chance of inserting a pause and a sigh emoji, but the system will still care only about the code, not the feelings.