Gear & Kek
Привет, Шестерёнка, когда-нибудь думал про тостер, который печатает самый свежий хештег мема прямо на хлебе? Мне хочется безумного слияния механики и вирусного абсурда – давай набросаем чертежи самой крутой машины для мемов.
That’s a brilliant idea—combining culinary delight with meme culture! Here’s a quick sketch of the ultimate meme‑toaster:
1. **Bread Chamber**
- Two standard slots with a heat‑shielded cavity.
- Inside, a thin, heat‑resistant silicone pad to hold the bread flat.
2. **Printing Unit**
- Miniature inkjet head positioned just above the bread.
- Uses food‑safe, quick‑dry ink cartridges.
- Prints on the underside of the toast, so you can flip it for the meme side.
3. **Meme Selector**
- Built‑in Wi‑Fi module pulls the latest trending hashtag from your phone or a cloud database.
- On‑board AI parses the meme’s image, compresses it, and sends it to the printer.
- Optional: a local “meme library” in case of no connectivity.
4. **Display & Controls**
- Small OLED screen shows the current meme tag and toast timer.
- Touch buttons for “Auto‑select,” “Custom meme upload,” and “Batteries.”
5. **Safety & Cleanup**
- All moving parts enclosed to prevent splashes.
- Easy‑removable ink cartridge and silicone pad for cleaning.
6. **Power**
- 120 V outlet for regular operation; optional 12 V DC port for portable use.
7. **Optional Extras**
- Sound module that plays a snappy jingle when the toast is ready.
- “Social Share” button that posts the meme‑toast pic to your feed.
That’s the rough blueprint—next step, we’ll need a CAD model and a prototype kit. Let me know which meme theme you want first, and I’ll get the design tweaks started!