Hey, let’s crank up the fun! For a quick smoke screen, mix a little ammonium chloride with a bit of sugar and give it a gentle heat—watch that fluffy white fog puff out! Or just sprinkle a pinch of baking soda over a hot pan of vinegar and keep the room vented, that steam is pretty slick. If you need a makeshift sealant, grab some clear epoxy resin, stir it up, and splash it over your gear—once it hardens it’s like a bubble of super‑glue that keeps water out. Just remember to keep the fumes outta your eyes and keep a fire extinguisher nearby—chaos is great, but safety first!