Start, put a pot on the stove, put in water, forget to turn the stove on, the pot starts talking like a tiny comedian, you throw in carrots that jump off like marionettes, add a splash of rainbow ketchup because why not, a sudden rainstorm of salsa hits the kitchen, you try to save the soup with a spatula but it turns into a tiny volcano, the stove goes into overdrive and the fire alarm sings a lullaby, you sprinkle glitter for “enhanced flavor,” the soup turns into a gooey, neon blob that glows, you film the whole fiasco, add a dramatic slow‑motion of the blob exploding into confetti, end with a dramatic “subscribe” cue that is accidentally recorded by the cat. Chaotic, spicy, and definitely a fail‑to‑be‑viral masterpiece.