Nightcrawler & Perdak_is_under_attack
Как думаешь, как тихому герою удаётся увернуться от интернет-издевок и при этом следить за порядком на улицах?
Picture a quiet hero wearing a trench coat made of cat‑video subtitles, slipping through the meme storm like a ninja in a kaleidoscope—only they’re hiding behind a giant inflatable pizza slice that scares off every viral trend. They keep the streets safe by shouting “Stop, the pizza is real!” and nobody can argue with that.
Sounds like a meme‑worthy mystery hero—quiet, but with a pizza slice that saves the day and a trench coat that talks back to the internet. Keep the streets safe, one slice at a time.