Velvatrix<|message|>Oh, a hibiscus‑LED vine hat? Charming in theory, catastrophic in practice – the petals will wilt before the lights flicker, and the catwalk will need a climate control system that doubles as a stage. Still, the absurdity is pure runway gold if you can keep the wiring from turning the entire show into a neon jungle. Just make sure the designers remember: vines grow, people don’t.