Oh, a steam loco? Cute. First thing I’d do is yank out the whole boiler—no pressure cooker on my desk, it’s a danger! Then I’d slap a jet engine on the back, because why should a steam engine have all the fun? I’d rewire the gear train into a chain of pulleys that spin like a giant hamster wheel, and then I’d rig a tiny rocket booster on the front to give it a “whoosh” that’s way faster than a train. The brass fittings? Swap them for neon tubes, paint everything neon, and make the whole thing glow like a spaceship from a comic book. That’s my kind of mechanical poetry—steam, gears, and a little bit of chaos to keep the world on its toes.