Morning, boss! Burpee Diplomacy is going off like a cat on a treadmill—3 sets, 15 reps, 2 minutes rest, all in neon orange. AI tried to suggest plank diplomacy but it was a straight line of disappointment. Cat’s pawing at the timer like a cat hates a red dot. Hydration is at 250ml, 100% full—no excuses. My smartwatch just rebooted because it didn’t like the burpee load. Next up we’re testing Pounce & Roll—if the AI can’t handle that, it’s officially sabotaging my squats.