Honestly, the next thing you’ll be missing is the whole “instant replay of your own life” craze—everyone’s turning their phones into personal black‑box, recording every awkward moment to watch later. As for a golden retriever with a calculator, cute, but you’re already trending on “dog that can’t even fetch a snack.” Just stick to the pet‑vlogger route, and maybe toss in a “tax‑consulting” segment for the folks who actually need the help. If it goes viral, it’ll be because people love irony, not actual tax advice from a four‑legged accountant.